March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to use his vibrator and realizes he is out of AAA batteries.
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meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
February 2012
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“no one asked you to reblog my opinion and hate on it”
no one asked you to tag your stupid opinion for me to reblog in the first place!!!!!!!!!
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“..south in the winter and north in the summer, and only because he had no place...”
– Jack Kerouac (via kafkaonthefloor)
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum pokes himself in the eye with his mascara wand and involuntarily starts crying, ruining all of his makeup.
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if i ever doubt something i’m thinking of doing i just ask myself
what would tyra do
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horsethieves:
BELLA 5:01 pm i wish people could understand how often you terrorize me
lyss (6:16:08 PM): she is going to find you and wear your face as a mask and be like bella (6:16:12 PM): omg stop no lyss (6:16:12 PM): “lol idk i’m bella now”
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CHARLOTTE FREE HAS A PSYCHOTIC MELTDOWN ON...
sfilate:
apologiae:
tammerijn:
freelice:
THIS STATUS IS ABOUT ME EVERYONE AND I AM SO PROUD OF IT THIS IS BECAUSE OF ME UR WELCOME
it’s perfect
charlotte free is on fucking meth i swear
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“And the rest is rust and stardust.”
– Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita (via col-legno)
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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ain't safe for work, nope.
beatonna:
Last night I was emailed some porn that someone drew of me because I said a thing on the internet that they disagreed with. Because, there you go, ‘justice.’ When stuff like that comes your way you don’t usually say anything because who gives a fuck, but oh well, let’s do it anyway. So, I’ve seen that shit before because I’ve been on the internet for 100 years, but it always looks...
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horsethieves:
lyss 8:43 pm bacon lingerie
BELLA 8:43 pm bacon lingerie
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thecapedraccoon:
[ Wondergirl: Champion #4 ]
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quinsee:
if youre a happy person dont even look at me you make me sick
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kercaden:
Implied romance is my anti-drug
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ainsleylaughingalonewithsalad:
“i’m hilarious” i whisper to myself as i continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
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How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
#Sorry about your kid Lupin #Wait what kid
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hojs:
Leave everything til sunday
Don’t do it sunday
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SPOILER
iweareggplantwithpride:
I may or may not have gotten a sneak peak at CC 9
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awkwardbirds:
I get really intense about...