bella. gay spooks r us.

omg just when i think i can’t handle this show they throw clois scenes at me

always with the low blows, smallville


smallville if you put ollie and dinah on a screen together i expect two things

just two

  • (facial/)hair porn
  • regular porn

instead i get this

what

is

happening


Lois: “Whoa! Smallville, you scared me.”Bizarro!Clark: “Where have you been hiding?”Lois: “Uh, maybe where I told you I’d be. Although I got zilch. Lex’s men must have cleared everything out before the cops came. Hey! Hey. Why aren’t you watching Chloe?”Bizarro!Clark: “Man, how can a guy miss what’s been right in front of him all this time?”Lois: “Slow down there, tiger. A little personal-space breach.”Bizarro!Clark: “Come on, I know you’re looking for a guy who doesn’t play by the rules.”Lois: “And on what planet is that you, Smallville?”Bizarro!Clark: “Whatever planet you want me to take you to.”[He reaches down and grabs her ass, as she jumps in surprise.]Lois: “Whoa, hey!”[She turns and slaps him hard across the face, but he never loses his determined grin.]Bizarro!Clark: “Maybe next time.”- Smallville 7x01 ‘Bizarro’

Lois: “Whoa! Smallville, you scared me.”
Bizarro!Clark: “Where have you been hiding?”
Lois: “Uh, maybe where I told you I’d be. Although I got zilch. Lex’s men must have cleared everything out before the cops came. Hey! Hey. Why aren’t you watching Chloe?”
Bizarro!Clark: “Man, how can a guy miss what’s been right in front of him all this time?”
Lois: “Slow down there, tiger. A little personal-space breach.”
Bizarro!Clark: “Come on, I know you’re looking for a guy who doesn’t play by the rules.”
Lois: “And on what planet is that you, Smallville?”
Bizarro!Clark: “Whatever planet you want me to take you to.”
[He reaches down and grabs her ass, as she jumps in surprise.]
Lois: “Whoa, hey!”
[She turns and slaps him hard across the face, but he never loses his determined grin.]
Bizarro!Clark: “Maybe next time.”

- Smallville 7x01 ‘Bizarro’

 Superman #37  If you’re Lois Lane, punching supervillains in the face is no big deal.

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the only reason i’m not 100% with this justice league business on smallville is because 

… ollie in charge of the jla?

do you ever feel like a tv show is taking over your life and you try to do something else but your mouse immediately goes to click ‘another episode’ and then you don’t know how you got there but you can’t leave

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