“my name is bella and i don’t have any time for this shit because tbh i’m the very best. that no one ever was. flawless hair. flawless glare. flawless everything. deal with it.” - abatgirl

“I’M BELLA AND I’M THE SECRET LOVE CHILD OF ROXANE MESQUIDA.” - queenbills

“i’m bella have you met edward” - haffurupafu

“i’m bella. genius baby tbh, queen of the gays tbh. ship all the ships??? tbh? tbqh?? lol idk gays, gay. every day. gay. lobdell is an #elitist fuckhead tbh. tbh.” - horsethieves

“hi i’m bella watch your life wither away before your very eyes as i drag you down with me and make you ship everything i ship!!! all the gay things!!! leading the angry mob of lobdell h8ers on a white steed. insert feminist tendencies. how did i get so flawless. oh look perfect graphics. oh look perfect site. oh look perfect everything. brb writing smut. elitist fuckhead tbh. txt it.” - selinakyleissuperfine

“wow that was gay” - anonymous

“i am actually olivia wilde because the personality of my icon matches my posts flawlessly in a way that is almost scary” - anonymous